You might be a Realman if ...

...you think your wife's favorite flower is Gold Medal.

...your idea of French dining is ordering fries.

...you think a six pack and a pizza is a seven course meal.

...you think PBS is a feminine problem.

...you grill your sushi.

...you've had cold beer and pizza for breakfast.

...you think condiments are part of the food pyramid.

...you drink milk out of the carton.

...you ask for the score at a ballet recital.

...you think a belch is an art form.

...your average phone call ends in under 30 seconds.

...you think Bobby Knight is too touchy feely.

...you do your Christmas shopping at 7-11.

...you think Tiny Tim was faking.

...your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

...you've had Thanksgiving at Denny's.