Top Ten Signs You Have a Coffee Problem

Number 10
You sleep with your eyes open.

Number 9
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

Number 8
You can jump-start your car without cables.

Number 7
You're so wired you pick up FM radio.

Number 6
You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

Number 5
Instant coffee takes too long.

Number 4
The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.

Number 3
Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans."

Number 2
Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house.

Number 1
Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.